Conversation that this niece Maura (above at First Communion and at Easter Dinner) has with her mother and father:

"Can women be presidents?"

"Of course they can, Maura. Why do you ask?"

Rolling her eyes: "Mom, all the presidents were men!"

"Well, can women be priests."

"No, Maura, women can't be priests"

"Is that a Catholic rule?"

"Yes."

Well, if a woman becomes president, can she tell the Catholics to make women priests?"